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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The RIVER

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,raging, violent river.

river


Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, tools and intelligence to cross this raging river." Poof! He was turned into a woman.


 She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge.


Woo! HOO!


*Thanks, Andy

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