The last four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado,and off they spin to 'OZ'. After threatening trial and tribulations, they finally make into the "Emerald City" and came before the great wizard. WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran,so I've come for some courage. NO PROBLEM SAYS THE WIZARD IT'S DONE!
Ronald Reagan steps forward, well,well ,uh I need a new memory. "DONE!", SAYS THE WIZARD. WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?
Up steps George W. Bush,sadly I'm told by the American people that iI need a heart. "I've heard that's true.", says the wizard, "Consider it done."
Then there was a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,but doesn't say a word. Irritated the wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?" Bill Clinton replies........... "Is Dorthy around?"
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