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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Voyeur Concerned About Lack Of Sex In Neighbors' Marriage


EDWARDSVILLE, KS—Local Peeping Tom David Sutcliffe expressed concern Monday that next-door neighbors John and Kimberly Hobsbaum's love life may be in jeopardy. Voyeur Concerned About Lack Of Sex In Neighbors' Marriage "On the surface, John and Kim appear to be the perfect couple," said Sutcliffe, 39, who claimed to know the couple better than most. "They live in a tastefully decorated three-bedroom home, are the proud parents of a beautiful son, and possess all the trappings of modern convenience. But when you take a closer look at their life through the lenses of a powerful set of binoculars, their marriage isn't all it seems." Sutcliffe said he first suspected that something might be wrong with the Hobsbaums' relationship after seeing Kimberly quietly crying in the shower six months ago. "I almost didn't notice it at first," Sutcliffe said. "But when I zoomed out on my camcorder, there she was, weeping." --more--

*The Onion

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