Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After Brokeback Mountain

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 

4. "Howdy, pardner." 

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore." 

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like" 

8. "Let's mount up!" 

9. "Nice spread ya got there!" 

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

*Thanks, Chort