Show Biz Dirt

Madonna clicks, Wacko pans, Q hemorrhages, & underwear boy plays with the Royals Clicking With Madonna Can you ever get enough Madonna. Depends on who you ask. But, if its here legion of fans, you'll find them lined up this month at the newsstands. W magazine's June issue - due to hit the newsstands on May 19 - will feature a 58 page photo spread of the Material Girl. Co-starring with here are six Andalusian stallions. Last year the 47-year old broke nine bones in a horse riding accident that left her with three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand. Her "Confessions Tour" kicks off in Los Angeles on May 21. The tour will promo her 2005 album, "Confessions on a Dance Floor." Q Still Feelin' The Pain Fledgling LGBT network Q television is still bleeding green. Last week it shut down its LA headquarters and sent out termination notices to its staff - by email. Q is still on the air - with reruns of reruns of reruns coming out of Texas. Network chair Lloyd Fan - the white knight who is supposed to be saving the network - tells Sirius radio's gay station OutQ that he's still in a restructuring mode and everything should be fine soon While QTV hemorrhages the two other LGBT TV networks - Logo and here! - continue to roll along. Royal Underwear Former Calvin Klein underwear model Harry Lopes has found himself a connection a to the Royal Jewels. Lopes has married Laura Parker Bowles, the 27-year-old daughter of Prince Charles wife, Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall. Charles is Laura's stepdad but technically she isn't a Royal. The heir to the British throne, Camilla, and Charles two sons, Princes William and Harry attended the ceremony. No Gee-Q For Wacko Michael Jackson doesn't have a sense of humor - especially when the joke's on him. The singer is demanding that GQ pull a photo spread and article about him from newsstands. The article called "Where's Michael?" documents writer Devin Friedman's quest to find Jackson in Bahrain, the Middle Eastern country where he lives. The photos' feature a Jackson look-alike siting in a darkened movie theater amid a row of children. Another photo shows him standing in the desert draped in a black cloak and headscarf, with his trademark glittery white glove. "Mr. Jackson is furious that his image has been used in such a misleading way, and is demanding an apology from the editors of GQ, and its publisher, Conde Nast. Mr. Jackson is also demanding that the magazines be pulled from newsstands," says a statement from Jackson's lawyer. GQ editor-in-chief has fired back saying its obvious the pictures are satirical. "Mr. Jackson may feel that the person in the photographs is an `impostor,' but he is merely an imitator," said Nelson. Have What It Takes? The creator of Spider-Man and the Incredible Hulk is on the hunt for a new superhero, and he plans to find it on reality TV. Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee said Friday that his new reality show "Who Wants to be a Superhero?" breaks new ground. "I've never lived in a world of reality," the 83-year-old writer quips to the AP. Eleven wannabe superheros — whittled down from 200 — are set to compete in the show, which is scheduled to premiere July 26 on the Sci-Fi channel. The winning superhero will be the star of a new comic book created by Lee. The reported catch-phrase for those who don't make the cut? "Turn in your spandex!"

*By Flaven Ritcherson, 365Gay.com Entertainment