I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court when a teenager sat down next to me. He had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange and blue. I couldn't help staring at him. Every time he looked over, I was still staring. Well the teenager finally had enough and he sarcastically asked me, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" I didn't even bat an eye as I replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
*Thanks, Auntie 'M'
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