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Monday, October 31, 2005

Native Woman Assasin

The CIA had an opening for a female assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 women finalists... a white woman, an black woman and a Cree Indian woman.
 
For the final test, the CIA agent took the White woman and handed her a gun...

We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Kill him." The White woman said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my husband." The agent said, "Then you're not the right woman for this job. Take your husband and go home"
 
The Black woman, was given the same instruction. She took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then she came out with tears in her eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my husband". The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your husband and go home."
 
Finally, it was the Cree Indian woman's turn. She was given the same instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard... one shot after the other. They heard SCREAMING, CRASHING, AND BANGING ON THE WALLS. After a few minutes, all was quiet,the door opened slowly and there stood the Cree Indian woman.She wiped the sweat from her brow.... "This gun is loaded with blanks!! she said. "So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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