Bush Spots World's Most Dangerous Terrorist Whilst Shaving

US President, Sir George W. Bush, has put security services on high alert after catching sight of the world's most hated terrorist in his bathroom mirror earlier today.

Sir George, who is enjoying a brief 8-year vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, said he got a good look at the man, and described him as "shifty-looking and obviously a wrong-un". When he turned to apprehend the man, he was already gone.

The incident took place at around 7:30am, just before Sir George was due to have his usual bowl of Coco Pops. It's reported that by the time he made it to the breakfast table, 5 minutes later than scheduled, the milk had turned "too chocolatey" and the president was forced to abandon the meal. There were no other witnesses.

According to one security advisor who was staying at the ranch:

"We are taking this intrusion very seriously. That a man like this could have found his way into the president's bathroom is deeply concerning and security has been trebled to make sure he doesn't return. We have a full description and officers across the state will be keeping an.... Oh, shit, there he is now! Over there, by the president's barbecue. Look out, he's got a weenie!"

An artist's impression of the intruder

This is thought by many to be one of the most serious breaches of security involving a world leader since a war criminal was spotted in the back of Sir Tony Blair's car entering the prime minister's country retreat at Chequers.