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Saturday, August 28, 2004
What is the best form of Birth Control after 50 ? Nudity!
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends!
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After one year, the dog is still exited to see you.
How do you know when you are leading a pathetic life? When a nymphomaniac tells you "lets just be friends"
What does a 65 year old women have between her breasts? A Belly button
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment
What's the difference between a Northern Fairy tale and a Southern Fairy tale? A Northern one begins, "once upon a time............ A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!"
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